Saturday, October 18, 2008

Into The Light: EVE Data Streams



In an effort to tidy my blog page, Down By Law, I decided to create a link to those data streams that belong to my fellow pod-pilots: Two distinct links to be exact!

In "Into the Light: EVE Data-Streams" a reader will find blogs generated by pod-pilots that operate (for the most part) above or within Concord's accepted legal perameters.

If you are a pilot that I have featured, and want to be included in a specific blog link, please drop me a line or leave a request in the form of a comment. Likewise, if you are pod-pilot that would like their blog included in one of these links, just say the word, provide a link and I will add your blog!

Into the Light: EVE Data-Streams:
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Into the Dark: Memoirs' of the Miscreant



In an effort to tidy my blog page, Down By Law, I decided to create a link to those data streams that belong to my fellow pod-pilots: Two distinct links to be exact!


"The Dark Side: Miscreant Bloggers" will contain those ramblings generated by the dastardly do'ers that inhabit New Eden and are kind (or mad) enough to document their mis-deeds! Of course those data-streams generated by pod-pilots that operate (for the most part) above or within Concord's accepted legal perameters will be found in "New Eden: Data-Streams". If you are a pilot that I have featured, and want to be included in a specific blog link, please drop me a line or leave a request in the form of a comment. Likewise, if you are pod-pilot that would like their blog included in one of these links, just say the word, provide a link and I will add your blog!

The Dark Side: Memoirs' of the Miscreant:

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Re: Honor

"Is there honor in EVE? Is there honor in piracy? This question is brought up quite often around New Eden. Personally, I've been dumbfounded at the discourse on the subject; here is my attempt to set things straight." -Ka Jolo "Honor (OOC) Blog post."


In an attempt to respond to Ka Jolo's question, I will start by reciting the Merriam-Webster's definition of "honor":


1hon·or

Pronunciation:
\ˈä-nər\
Function: noun
8 a: a keen sense of ethical conduct :
integrity b: one's word given as a guarantee of performance

Having provided an official definition of the word "honor" (the subject of Mr. Ka Jolo's latest blog entry), it is safe to assert that even this word's definition is subjective, and can be interpreted in a myriad of ways as diverse as the populace of New Eden. Each and every one of us- you, me, the guy you just podded, the guy that just podded you, that Amarrian stripper rubbing her burgeoning firm mounds of flesh all over that fellow- Well, you get my point. Every last one of us, participants in this "mortal coil" hold a preconceived ideal of "honor" as defined by the sum of our life experiences.

Speaking for myself, (I wouldn't dare speak for anyone else!) I give little and take what I want. Someone once likened me to a "lone wolf". I remember brimming with pride at being compared to that mythological creature, and subsequent name of a T2 Rifter variant. The mythological wolf has been described as a carnivorous canine- wild and unruly; keen mongrels and savvy hunters! Now, I enjoy a thrilling hunt- especially pitted against a worthy opponent! I have used my wiles in order to best or out-smart my opponents and win an engagement. This may include (but not limited to) allocating the contents of a target's jet-can and assuming their jet-can's label as my own, in an attempt to fool my opponent into removing or extracting the contents of the can. Perhaps this is dishonorable behavior, or perhaps this is cunning behavior. The interpretation of this behavior depends on the individual and the individual's personal definition of "honor".

I enjoy the thrill of combat with other pod-pilots. My insatiable bloodlust is not particular whether or not combat is consensual or non-consensual. The thrill of testing my mettle and honing my skills holds me in the throws of addiction. That desire drives me to hunt, that desire drives me to seek potential victims and opponents. I do what is necessary to ensure victory- my victory over my intended victim.

I do not give my word freely, nor often, but when I do my word is my bond. If I barter and agree to a ransom with a subject, I will honor that agreement for my part. Likewise, if I suggest a ransom and my opponent stalls or rejects my offer all together, then I will act as I see fit- unbound by any word, free from any agreement.

Am I with honor? Many would answer in the negative based simply on the predication that I flip cans in hi-sec space. This act of flipping cans, in itself, is frowned upon by the community as a whole; widely viewed as a reprehensible and dishonorable means to bully or grief pod pilots out of their hard earned ISK (Eye-ehs-kay) as well as their luxuriously fitted ships. Frankly, I think most pilots loathe can-mongers out of simple fear. Falling prey to a can-flipper is a very real risk that exists in hi-security, an otherwise risk-free environ. The defense I am presented with most often to support this opinion is that "real" player versus player, or "PVP", occurs in low-sec space. "Pick on someone your own size!" Or my favorite, "You suck so you have to pick on non-combat pilots in hi-sec to win!"
I do not personalize a response to argue or support these varying but related opines! I do, however, enjoy this form of protest in all of it's various incarnations- the more boisterous the better. However, I will mention that I have experienced some very challenging fights against fellow pod-pilots in my travels throughout the hi-security space of New Eden. Low-sec is not a pre-requisite for a challenging or fulfilling combat experience, however, low-sec is a great place to fall into an ambush and find oneself violently "podded".


Am I honorable? The question is better posed to Mr. Nortash or OneApache. Mr. Nortash has witnessed first hand that I am a Pegleg of my word! He may not agree with, or appreciate my behavior, but Mr. Nortash can never say that I broke my word, or failed to make good on our business agreement(s). OneApache could also attest that I am a man of my word. Based on our chance meeting in the Abudan system, Mr. OneApache spared his asteroid slaying Rohk an untimely demise at my hand by complying with my ransom demands. In return, I kept my word and let his Rohk limp quietly away. These individuals may not like what I do. These individuals may not agree with the way that I do it! Hell, friends and fellow readers, these pod-pilots may very well loathe me as an individual: "Pegleg Punk, the dirty no-good pirate". But Mr. Nortash and Mr. OneApache will both admonish that I am a creature of my word!



It is this Siebestor's opinion, forged by experience, that in space there is little room for honor: There is merely the hunter and the hunted. I am a predator, it is my nature to hunt.


I want to especially thank the "First People" website for providing some very exquisite pictures of father Wolf!
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Friday, October 10, 2008

Jam"yl" On It!

I question the validity of this video: Jamyl is a high-talker with a discernable lisp. No matter, I'd flip her can...

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Thursday, October 9, 2008

Doing the Lord's Work: One Can at a Time.

[ 2008.10.09 19:36:08 ] MentaL DoG > hi maxtor
[ 2008.10.09 19:44:36 ] Pegleg Punk > Mr Maxtor is a little detained at the moment- praying to the Lord to deliver him from his own, foul actions.
[ 2008.10.09 19:44:47 ] Pegleg Punk > Please leave a message and I'm sure he will get right back to you...
[ 2008.10.09 19:44:49 ] Pegleg Punk > Beep?

And the Meek shall inherit the...Smartasses?

There he was; Mr. Caldor Maxtor accompanied by Mantor Maxtor, mining into a single jet-can in an asteroid belt located in the Trytedald system. The two subjects were members of the Falcon corporation; a "mom and pop" mining business totalling three members.
I had warped into asteroid belt 8-3 a moment earlier at a predesignated safe-spot approximately 275 km out, studying Maxtor's profile and the profile of his corporation. According to public record, Caldor and Mantor were very green pod-pilots. Mantor Maxtor's Retriever purposefully assaulted an asteroid, as Caldor tortured a similar rock at the helm of an Osprey. Both Maxtors', my marks, appeared to be dumping their plunder carelessly into a jet-can labeled "02:48".

I opened fleet-comms and addressed my hauling partner:
"Miss Toro, saddle-up. I have two offenders with contraband in 8-3."
"Loud and clear, boss!" Toro's voice betrayed her excitement. With the knowledge that Toro was on her way to my current position, I jumped, literally, into action! I designated jet-can "02:48" as my destination, inputted the coordinates into my frigate's navigation system and initiated my Rifter's warp drive. The jump was small, and very quick. I fired up Panty Dropper's afterburners' and cleared the remaining 1700 meters to jet-can "02:48". I dropped my own jet-can, labelled it "02:48" and with practiced efficiency I withdrew 114,000 units of ore from Maxtor's jet-can "02:48", and placed the ore into my own "02:48". Caldor and Mantor seemed ignorant of what had just transpired by my hand, so I performed another small warp jump to my previous safe-spot located 275 km away. There I would sit, wait, and watch.

Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.

It wasn't long until Toro's Mammoth dropped out of warp, almost landing on top of my Rifter.
"Another day, another can of trash! Do I have a visual, "02:48"?" Asked Toro. She verified the jet-can's coordinates over our fleet-comms channel.
"Affirmative, Miss Toro. 10-4." I confirmed.
"On my way. See you up-side, Peg?" Toro's quisical tone was most endearing.
"Indeed, Miss. Indeed you shall..."
Toro's Mammoth hurled towards my jet-can followed by Panty Dropper, my Rifter. Once Panty Dropper reached her destination, I would attempt to coax the Maxtors' into a fisticuffs!

Quit yourselves like men, and fight.

I was not soon disappointed! No sooner had Panty Dropper finished warping to the jet-can's coordinates than a light missile detonated against her shields! Quickly, I targeted Caldor Maxtor's Osprey, which happened to be flashing red on my HUD, due to his aggressive action. I committed Panty Dropper to a 500 meter orbit around Maxtor's cruiser. A second light missile smashed against Panty Dropper's shields. As soon as Aura resolved the targeting solution for Maxtor's Osprey I ignited my warp scrambler. Next, I locked my webber on the hapless Osprey thereby dramatically lowering it's transversal velocity. Panty Dropper's energy vampire pulsed to life with a fiendish orange glow. The device captured precious capacitor from Caldor's cruiser and transferred the energy to my frigate. A third missile pummeled my Rifter's shields as Panty Dropper's three auto-cannons activated simultaneously. Whirring at dizzying revolutions, each of the three projectile weapons tracked the Osprey. Once Aura's firing solution was confirmed, each auto-cannon loosed fury in the form of EMP S projectile rounds. A fourth light missile found it's mark, detonating against Panty Dropper's shield. Unfortunately for Caldor Maxtor, my frigate's shielding held steady at 55% efficiency. In comparison Panty Dropper's auto-cannons had ripped through the Osprey's shields and started carving into the small cruiser's armor.

Two more missiles would detonate harmlessly against Panty Dropper's shields before Caldor's Osprey capitulated. The resulting explosion briefly illuminated Mantor Maxtor's Retriever, Toro's Mammoth and hundreds of asteroids in belt 8-3. Wreckage lay strewn in a trail that marked the Osprey's direction of travel was all that remained of the doomed cruiser. I picked through the remains and took what I wanted, reinforcing a simple truth that in battle, "to the victor go the spoils". While I had danced with Caldor Maxtor's Osprey, Toro had dilligently secured the contraband I had seized from Falcon corporation, moving the ore from jet-can "02:48" into her Mammoth's cargo bay.

They that sow in tears shall reap joy.

Aura notified me that Caldor Maxtor wished to open a private communications channel with me to which I happily obliged:

[ 2008.10.09 19:26:04 ] Pegleg Punk > Hello dear sir!
[ 2008.10.09 19:26:16 ] Caldor Maxtor > Hey, why did you steal from me?
[ 2008.10.09 19:26:58 ] Pegleg Punk > I did not steal, for my intent was not to deprive! I merely keep this region of Heimatar clean!
[ 2008.10.09 19:27:38 ] Pegleg Punk > Why did you fire upon my ship!?
[ 2008.10.09 19:29:24 ] Pegleg Punk > ANSWER MY QUESTION!
[ 2008.10.09 19:29:37 ] Pegleg Punk > Or I will be forced to rip apart your pod!
[ 2008.10.09 19:30:04 ] Caldor Maxtor > May the lord have mercy on your soul.
[ 2008.10.09 19:30:28 ] Pegleg Punk > Lord?
[ 2008.10.09 19:30:33 ] Pegleg Punk > Which lord, sir?
[ 2008.10.09 19:30:37 ] Pegleg Punk > WHICH ONE?
[ 2008.10.09 19:30:44 ] Pegleg Punk > Are you cursing me with Amarrian religion?
[ 2008.10.09 19:30:57 ] Pegleg Punk > It...makes the old wounds burn, again.
[ 2008.10.09 19:30:59 ] Pegleg Punk > Again...
[ 2008.10.09 19:32:08 ] Caldor Maxtor > Bless for this destruction. For the lord will respond.
[ 2008.10.09 19:32:21 ] Pegleg Punk > I see.
[ 2008.10.09 19:32:34 ] Caldor Maxtor > After all it is the Thefs of this world that need to be cleansed by the healing power of the lord.
[ 2008.10.09 19:33:00 ] Pegleg Punk > Theft would suggest intent. And I assure you, my dear Maxtor my intent was never to deprive you.
[ 2008.10.09 19:33:19 ] Pegleg Punk > My intent was to clean the foul garbage you left lying about 8-3: Heimatar space.
[ 2008.10.09 19:33:33 ] Pegleg Punk > God is giving me a BADGE, sir. A BADGE for my actions here, today.
[ 2008.10.09 19:33:51 ] Pegleg Punk > You would do well to mark these words in the future, to avoid God's wrath: Do not litter!
[ 2008.10.09 19:34:15 ] Pegleg Punk > It is GOD's wish, Mr. Maxtor.
[ 2008.10.09 19:34:22 ] Pegleg Punk > Now, I suppose I am doing the Lord's work...

Let your speech be always with grace, seasoned with salt, that ye may know how ye ought to answer every man.

[ 2008.10.09 19:34:27 ] Pegleg Punk > Perhaps.
[ 2008.10.09 19:35:05 ] Pegleg Punk > The Lord would also be very displeased with your aggressive actions here, today.
[ 2008.10.09 19:35:21 ] Pegleg Punk > Isn't there a tenet of God: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you?"
[ 2008.10.09 19:35:26 ] Caldor Maxtor > There was no littering. I was managing to mine for my stuff. Unfortunately, you stole from me and destroyed one of my ship.
[ 2008.10.09 19:35:29 ] Pegleg Punk > WHAT WAS IT YOU JUST DID UNTO ME!?
[ 2008.10.09 19:35:45 ] Pegleg Punk > Your "stuff" was strewn about space in asteroid belt 8-3.

[ 2008.10.09 19:35:47 ] Caldor Maxtor > You were the one that started it by stealing from me.
[ 2008.10.09 19:36:15 ] Pegleg Punk > Those words are weak in the eyes of your lord. He would not accept such a pittance of excuse for trying to shoot someone.
[ 2008.10.09 19:36:17 ] Pegleg Punk > Terrible.
[ 2008.10.09 19:36:19 ] Pegleg Punk > Deplorable.
[ 2008.10.09 19:36:26 ] Caldor Maxtor > Thee was but just one container of mine. You are the theif that the lord will punish
[ 2008.10.09 19:36:45 ] Pegleg Punk > Even I feel disappointed. I can't imagine how God feels right now, Mr. Maxtor. Disappointment in you, Mr. Maxtor- disappointment in YOU.
[ 2008.10.09 19:37:00 ] Pegleg Punk > The container of yours is the litter I speak of. Stop littering.
[ 2008.10.09 19:37:05 ] Pegleg Punk > And you will please your God.

Be ye angry, and sin not; let not the sun go down upon your wrath: Neither give place to the devil.

[ 2008.10.09 19:37:10 ] Caldor Maxtor > The lord has blessed me. You are the evil incarnate here.
[ 2008.10.09 19:37:10 ] Pegleg Punk > Stop littering Mr. Maxtor.
[ 2008.10.09 19:37:26 ] Caldor Maxtor > Stop Littering, what are you talking about?
[ 2008.10.09 19:37:27 ] Pegleg Punk > That is how many a holy war begins, Mr. Maxtor. A feeling of entitlement.
[ 2008.10.09 19:37:32 ] Pegleg Punk > A feeling of superiority.
[ 2008.10.09 19:37:49 ] Pegleg Punk > You sound like an Amarr, and I spit on Amarr.
[ 2008.10.09 19:37:52 ] Caldor Maxtor > Then a holy war it is.
[ 2008.10.09 19:38:10 ] Pegleg Punk > Dear sir, your littering is what started this- all of this.
[ 2008.10.09 19:38:36 ] Caldor Maxtor > What littering?
[ 2008.10.09 19:39:03 ] Pegleg Punk >Loosing a jet-can into space without the proper permits.

[ 2008.10.09 19:39:26 ] Caldor Maxtor > I still do not know what litter I supposedly had. I was stocking a container when you stole it from.me as a lowly theif does.
[ 2008.10.09 19:39:26 ] Pegleg Punk > I suggest you quickly apply for the proper mining permits before continuing this act of law-breaking.
[ 2008.10.09 19:39:41 ] Pegleg Punk > No amount of praying can change the law, Mr. Maxtor. It takes LOBBYING.
[ 2008.10.09 19:39:44 ] Pegleg Punk > and ISK.
[ 2008.10.09 19:39:46 ] Pegleg Punk > And time.
[ 2008.10.09 19:40:05 ] Pegleg Punk > Your detritus lay strewn about 8-3 and you had not a permit to show for such behavior.
[ 2008.10.09 19:40:09 ] Caldor Maxtor > Oh, so now you are the law? Man such theivering and lieing does not make a very good god faring man.
[ 2008.10.09 19:40:29 ] Pegleg Punk > Without a permit, civil engineers such as myself have to clean up the garbage left laying about and report offenders to Minmatar Authorities.
[ 2008.10.09 19:40:45 ] Pegleg Punk > I am not the law, I am a civil engineer keeping his area of Heimatar clean, and safe.

For we walk by faith, not by sight.

[ 2008.10.09 19:41:01 ] Pegleg Punk > You seem to represent God!
[ 2008.10.09 19:41:14 ] Pegleg Punk > And not very well, Mr. Maxtor- not very well.
[ 2008.10.09 19:41:34 ] Pegleg Punk > I'm sure your lord is not very happy with you right now.
[ 2008.10.09 19:41:56 ] Pegleg Punk > Any sort of after-life you imagine yourself entitled to is probably forfeit due to your actions.
[ 2008.10.09 19:42:20 ] Pegleg Punk > I would think long. I would think carefully about the demons festering in your soul and EXPUNGE them. Expunge them, Mr. Maxtor.
[ 2008.10.09 19:42:33 ] Caldor Maxtor > May the lord take pitty on your sole.
[ 2008.10.09 19:43:23 ] Caldor Maxtor > and now who starts it?
[ 2008.10.09 19:43:33 ] Pegleg Punk > Yes, my shoe needs pity, sir. It needs PITY.
[ 2008.10.09 19:43:42 ] Pegleg Punk > There is a rock in my sole, and it hurts when I walk.
[ 2008.10.09 19:44:05 ] Caldor Maxtor > Enjoy your life you theifing liar.

Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good.

With flagrant disregard, Caldor Maxtor ignored one of the most important tenets of his faith and lost an Ibis as a result! I did not have the heart to inform Caldor Maxtor that stupidity is not a prerequisite to martyrdom- though it helps...

Later that night Miss Toro and I dined by candle light in a wonderful little restaraunt we frequent, La Sorento's. While we waited for our meal Toro raised her wine glass, filled with an expensive Shiraz, and offerred a toast;
"May the lord take pity on your worn, hapless sole, Pegleg!" She said, unable to stifle a fit of giggles. I tapped my glass of wine against hers and laughed heartily before drinking deeply from my cup.

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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Riding the Tempest



"(Warning!) You are about to steal items from LORDREDDOG. If you continue, LORDREDDOG and LORDREDDOG's corporation will be free to attack you! Are you sure you want to continue?"

"Do I want to steal?" I posed the question, aloud, to no one in particular. In order for a theft to occur, there must be intent to deprive. I did not intend to deprive LORDREDDOG of his property- I intended to clean the mess for which he was responsible!
With care I plucked the contents of LORDREDDOG's jet-can and placed it into my own. Instead of initiating combat, Dog chose to warp his Procurer out of asteroid belt 5-1. A measly 5,000 Plagioclase ore was by no means a prize. Yet, I had the distinct feeling that I would leave Kronsur with more than just ore. The back of my neck tingled in anticipation. I felt a fight loomed on the immediate horizon- and I was desperately aching for a fight.

I quickly set a course to a safe spot approximately 250 km from my current position. It took little time for Panty Dropper to warp to my designated coordinates. A precursory data search informed me that LORDREDDOG was a member of Rhino Corp [375]- a small corporation "Plowing it's way through space".
"Plowing," I said aloud, as a smirk crawled across my face. With any luck, perhaps DOG would show me [375]'s definition of "plowing". The word's absurdity made me chuckle!
"Plowing"
...
Aha Toro had been in no rush to warp her Mammoth to my position for such a pittance of ore, so I had quickly explained to her my hunch that DOG would want a fight and asked if she would perform scouting duty, based on my intuition.
"Miss Toro," I called over the fleet communications channel (fleet-comms)," I want to know what comes in and out of that space station."
"You've got it, Peg!" Aha Toro's voice bubbled with enthusiasm. There was one, centralized station located in the Kronsur system, which would make Toro's task relatively easy.
A handful of minutes passed, and I spent the time monitoring the primary military school channel and a conversation regarding voice communication programs...
"Tempest!"
Toro's voice shrieked over the fleet-comms forcing me to cringe, banishing my train of thought.
"Peg, a Tempest just undocked from the station- I think this is your boy!"
Interesting. A Tempest could prove to be a challenge in the right hands. I looked over LORDREDDOG's public file a second time. According to his dossier, DOG had been a pod-pilot a little over five months. I scanned the local comms channel to determine that DOG was the only [375] member in Kronsur. My teeth betrayed a wicked grin,
"Miss Toro, care to join me in a dangerous hunt?"

A Five Month Old Pod Pilot in a Tempest? I Had a Chance!

Sure enough, less than a minute later a Tempest, piloted by LORDREDDOG, dropped out of warp inside asteroid belt 5-1. A Minmatar battleship, the Tempest is a truly imposing sight- especially when viewed at the helm of a Rifter! Reminiscent of a long-extinct beetle on steroids, two protrusions extended from the center of the ship giving the appearance of over-sized mandibles. A fin located at the top and a fin located at the bottom of the ship both tapered towards the central body mass of the Tempest further creating the illusion of a living beast- wild and primordial.
Toro dropped out of warp seconds after LORDREDDOG's battle ship. To Toro's credit her timing was impeccable, as always. Perhaps Toro could glean details about DOG's ship set-up.
"Miss Toro if you would be so kind as to conduct a scan of DOG's Tempest, I might have a better idea as to what I'm in for."
"All ready done Peg! I'm sending the information, encoded, to you now." Toro and I had been flying together for a few months, now, and she was by far my favorite hired hand. From the beginning, we were able to anticipate one another which made for a very successful partnership. So much so, that I had began hiring Toro almost exclusively.
I poured over the scan results of LORDREDDOG's Tempest. A precursory glance at DOG's load-out confirmed what I wanted to know: It appeared that his battleship did not have a warp scrambler nor a webber equipped. DOG would not have the means of preventing me from warping away should the situation prove unfavorable. Since DOG did not have the ability to slow my frigate's velocity, it would be a challenge for him to successfully hit my frigate with his weapons. Especially difficult for the large weapons bristling from DOG's Tempest: Four, large 720 caliber howitzer cannons and four cruise missile launchers. I would have to be mindful of any potential drones under DOG's control. The combined damage of his Tempest's cruise missiles and combat drones may prove a challenge for Panty Dropper's armor tank. I quickly issued a set of warp coordinates to Aura, Panty Dropper's artificial intelligence.
Opportunity or folly? Fate would soon decide...

"Warp drive active,"

Aura informed me in her resonant voice. Her sentence barely finished, Panty Dropper had completed the short 250 km jump, closing the distance to DOG's Tempest. I immediately powered on Panty Dropper's afterburners and increased my frigate's velocity five-fold. Panty Dropper zipped passed Aha Toro's lumbering Mammoth on my break-neck approach toward the looming battleship. A yellow, flashing square outlined the battleship on my HUD, indicating DOG was all ready targeting my frigate. I had to clear the distance between us as quickly as possible in order to avoid the brunt of his battleship's weapons array. As if on cue, DOG's Tempest 720 howitzers flashed to life. The artillery cannons strained to track Panty Dropper, hurling large munition at my ship. The Tempest belched cruise missiles from four independant launchers. Plumes of gas traced each missile's arc into the cold vacuum of space. I performed an evasive roll and pirouetted into a very tight, fast orbit around the battleship. My maneuver had successfully evaded the wrath of DOG's howitzers; all four artillery cannons attempted and failed to track my agile frigate. Unfortunately I was unsuccessful in eluding the four cruise missiles trailing Panty Dropper. Four simultaneous impacts rocked my tiny Rifter and threatened to force Panty Dropper out of control! As a result I had to fight to maintain her orbit. The four cruise missiles managed to vaporize half of her shielding upon impact! Were it not for Panty Dropper's superior velocity, those initial four impacts would have bit deep into my frigate's armor and hull. A quick visual scan reassured me that DOG had not webbed Panty Dropper- the loss in speed and velocity would prove devastatingly fatal! DOG's 720 howitzers continued to hurl more payload at my frigate. While those artillerly cannons would prove ineffectual against my Rifter's speed, his ship's four cruise missile launchers' would prove to be a challenge for Panty Dropper.

Scramble, Web, Nos, Shoot!

Now, in a combat situation of this nature, pilots are taught to first scramble and then web their opponent's ship before initiating weapon's fire or an energy vampire.
I ignited Panty Dropper's three auto cannons',first ,then scrambled the Tempest's warp drive. The Tempest's immense shield tank would prove a challenge to break. I would need to make use of every available second in order to accomplish this goal. I knew that DOG was in little hurry to leave- and rightfully so! Who wouldn't feel overwhelming confidence facing down a small frigate with a battleship such as the Tempest? Panty Dropper's shielding would fail in seconds, and I'm sure DOG felt it safe to assume that my Rifter's armor and hull would evaporate just as quick. Oh, how I planned to prove that dear fellow wrong! There was one more equation I anticipated that could spell trouble for my Rifter...

Drones!

I hesitated to commit my webber- saving it instead for the army of drones I was sure would issue forth from the bowels of DOG's Tempest. A drone attack would surely tip the scale in DOG's favor, as their added damage output would spell a quick end for Panty Dropper. I forced myself to calm, using a series of breathing exercises intended to regulate my heart-rate and pulse. This was not the time for physiological reactions to cloud my logic- my judgement. If there were any time to issue a drone attack- now would be that time. The Tempest had a drone bay capacity of 40 m3. Not an impressive size for a battleship, but potential overkill when a battleship is pitched against a single frigate.
Before the onset of this engagement, I had swapped out my rounds of EMP S with a slightly improved variant- Republic issue EMP S. The Tempest had a formidable shield tank by my frigate's standards. Panty Dropper's auto-cannons had yet to whittle a third of the battleship's sheilding away, whereas DOG's cruise missiles had forced me to power up the armor repair module, or "repper". My frigate's armor tank fought tooth and nail to compensate for the Tempest's unwavering flurry of missiles. Report after report found their mark, slamming into Panty Dropper's armor and hull and turning it into gas and dust. DOG fought ruthlessly to overwhelm my Rifter's fragile armor tank. A drone attack would push our conflict into his favor- overwhelming my ship's repping ability and ultimately breaking Panty Dropper's tank.

Yet, a drone attack never came and as a result DOG missed a critical opportunity. In turn, this provided me with just enough time to tweak Panty Dropper's module settings to successfully compensate for damage she incurred from the Tempest's cruise missiles. I turned Panty Dropper's webber on DOG's Tempest while I slightly widened my frigate's orbit, thereby increasing Panty Dropper's transversal velocity in relation to DOG's Tempest. By increasing my speed and direction of travel, I was able to lessen the amount of damage the Tempest could inflict on my frigate. This was cause for celebration, as Panty Dropper's three auto-cannons' had managed to successfully break through the shields of the Tempest!

How the battleship's exposed armor resembled a wounded animal's exposed flank! I imagined the smell of fresh blood and flesh- evoking a frenzy of blood-lust within me, the hunter. I had chosen my prey, aware of the possible danger. Victory within grasp, that potential danger made this ship kill all the more sweet! I felt excitement climb the inside of my gut. A rush of exhilaration consumed me, as I knew the kill grew ever closer! In anticipation, I swapped out the EMP S ammunition currently loaded in my auto-cannons, in favor of a T2 ammunition- Barrage S. Barrage S was a superior form of nuclear ammo, utilizing a morphite- enriched warhead and superior tracking system. Like the claws of a great hunting beast, my Barrage S munition would cut deeply into my wounded target's flesh and bone...

Blood Lust

Like sharp claws and ferocious teeth, Panty Dropper's autocannon's penetrated deeply into Tempest hide. Plumes of synthesized atmosphere erupted into space- like blood spurting from fatal wounds. The once imposing Tempest, now worn and decrepit, resembled a broken animal about to die: Flames licked gaping holes in the battleship's structure, flourishing where precious atmosphere escaped into the cold vacuum. Hundreds of tiny escape pods jettisoned out into space in a variety of directions; A mass exodus of surviving crewmembers fortunate enough to escape the destruction. As the Tempest's structural integrity failed, the ship caved in upon itself, and the implosion resembled some macabre beast falling mid-stride into a death throw! The Tempest shuddered- a final breath before a mighty explosion engulfed the failed battleship and threatened to consume my frigate! I veered Panty Dropper away from the devastation just in time to see DOG's pod eject to safety. Even 18 km away, Toro reported that her Mammoth was rocked violently by the shockwave produced by the exploding battleship!


"The Tempest shuddered- a final breath before a mighty explosion engulfed the failed battleship..."

DOG opened a frequency in Kronsur's local channel. He spat out words with such a vehemence, his voice barely sounded human:

[ 2008.10.07 04:44:38 ] LORDREDDOG > we will meet again
[ 2008.10.07 04:44:57 ] LORDREDDOG > and i will be the one cleaning up

LORDREDDOG assured me: He would have his revenge. As I salvaged through the wreckage of his battleship, like a hungry carnivore stripping life-giving flesh from the bone of it's fallen prey, I thanked DOG. I made it clear I would be waiting with bated anticipation for our future contest. Read more!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

EVE Personality Test

I happened across an interesting algorithm that asked a set of predetermined questions and attempted to generate a psychological profile based on a test recipient's answers.
"What the devil," I said,"You only live once!"
I answered the silly questions posed to me in an honest fashion and was informed that I am a:

Griefer

Griefer

"Eve is just a game. People tend to get really worked up about it, and this is highly amusing. The best moments of Eve is when someone throws a hissy fit after you pwned them when they didn't expect it. You often use the "it's a PvP game-line", but what you really mean by that is that the game is supposed to be exploited and won. No trick is beneath you as long as it lets you get a laugh at the expense of someone else. Everything is valid until CCP says it's not."

I wish I could say that this result was misguided, false, incorrect, or just plain wrong...but, I can't. The result of this test was "spot on". I will meditate about this as I continue to enjoy my well-deserved vacation. I required a little R and R after my extended employment with the Brutor Tribe.

In the mean time, dear reader, may your missiles fly true, your auto cannons never jam and your rail guns never falter. As for your lasers...well, may your lasers never- not laser!

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Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator. Read more!