Miner's Tears 1: Captain Veldruk

There he was: Captain Veldruk quietly mining in a little belt in the corner of the Hjortur system. Mr. Veldruk was not pleased when I confiscated a full cargo container of ore he had left lying about, so the man returned in a Bestower, and attempted to take as much ore as he could in a "snatch and grab" play that utterly failed!

A hint, Mr. Veldruk, do not take the item until you are aligned and ready to warp.

One can only imagine the terrible day of mining that could cause a scar of that magnitude!

I lay waste to his Bestower, leaving a sliver of hull remaining before I offered Mr. Veldruk a ransom proposition. Instead of looking kindly upon my offer, Mr. Veldruk decided to take matters into his own hands and destroy his own ship! Fortunately, for Mr. Veldruk the contraband he had removed from my cargo container remained intact. However, what ensued was the snarkiest, perhaps the most inappropriate tirade I have yet experienced during my time in New Eden. Enjoy!

Warning: The Following is Not Safe For Work (NSFW)!



[ 2011.04.12 21:28:33 ] Captain Veldruk > wanna be a bitch?
[ 2011.04.12 21:28:45 ] Pegleg Punk > Dear sir, are you offering lessons?
[ 2011.04.12 21:28:56 ] Pegleg Punk > How do we start this session?
[ 2011.04.12 21:29:51 ] Captain Veldruk > what an asshole
[ 2011.04.12 21:30:08 ] Captain Veldruk > gtfo bch
[ 2011.04.12 21:30:14 ] Captain Veldruk > fuck ruin this game
[ 2011.04.12 21:30:22 ] Captain Veldruk > you nothing but a fucking ni**er
[ 2011.04.12 21:30:34 ] Pegleg Punk > Indeed?
[ 2011.04.12 21:30:49 ] Captain Veldruk > asshole
[ 2011.04.12 21:30:56 ] Captain Veldruk > like your family
[ 2011.04.12 21:31:09 ] Pegleg Punk > Please, tell me more, Mr. Veldruk?
[ 2011.04.12 21:31:17 ] Pegleg Punk > Since you aren't going anywhere *snicker.
[ 2011.04.12 21:31:53 ] Pegleg Punk > Would you care to discuss a ransom?
[ 2011.04.12 21:32:06 ] Pegleg Punk > Oh dear.
[ 2011.04.12 21:32:07 ] Captain Veldruk > fuck you dick
[ 2011.04.12 21:32:14 ] Pegleg Punk > Are you upset, sir?
[ 2011.04.12 21:32:18 ] Pegleg Punk > You should calm down.

[ 2011.04.12 21:32:40 ] Captain Veldruk > wish you get fucking mugged or robbed or raped like a lil fucking bitch you are

[ 2011.04.12 21:33:03 ] Pegleg Punk > You're lucky you didn't destroy my ore with your little stunt.
[ 2011.04.12 21:33:11 ] Pegleg Punk > Very lucky, sir.
[ 2011.04.12 21:34:33 ] Pegleg Punk > Now, Mr. Veldruk, you must leave this system.
[ 2011.04.12 21:34:43 ] Captain Veldruk > fuck you ni**er
[ 2011.04.12 21:34:47 ] Pegleg Punk > Scrape what is left of your honor out from the gutter, and leave
[ 2011.04.12 21:36:03 ] Captain Veldruk > go fuck with your own life
[ 2011.04.12 21:36:08 ] Captain Veldruk > feg ass ni**er
[ 2011.04.12 21:36:20 ] Pegleg Punk > Should I hunt you down like the coward you are, Mr. Veldruk?
[ 2011.04.12 21:36:32 ] Pegleg Punk > So much angst- such foul words.
[ 2011.04.12 21:36:35 ] Captain Veldruk > you the coward killing miners
[ 2011.04.12 21:36:37 ] Pegleg Punk > However, you run from a simple fight.
[ 2011.04.12 21:36:49 ] Pegleg Punk > I did not kill you, Mr. Veldruk.
[ 2011.04.12 21:36:49 ] Captain Veldruk > maybe if i had a gun dumb mother fucker
[ 2011.04.12 21:36:53 ] Pegleg Punk > You destroyed your own ship.
[ 2011.04.12 21:37:00 ] Pegleg Punk > And now your attempting to lay blame on me?
[ 2011.04.12 21:37:05 ] Pegleg Punk > Shame on you sir, shame on you.
[ 2011.04.12 21:37:13 ] Captain Veldruk > you are straight up asshole
[ 2011.04.12 21:37:28 ] Pegleg Punk > You are "straight up" projecting, sir.
[ 2011.04.12 21:37:30 ] Pegleg Punk > I am a gentleman.
[ 2011.04.12 21:37:59 ] Captain Veldruk > no your a ni**er get it right

[ 2011.04.12 21:38:00 ] Pegleg Punk > You really should leave this system before you embarrass yourself further.
[ 2011.04.12 21:38:10 ] Captain Veldruk > feed off other peopls hard work
[ 2011.04.12 21:38:18 ] Captain Veldruk > you sir are a ni**er, putting it nicely
[ 2011.04.12 21:38:25 ] Pegleg Punk > You're very smug shouting from a space station.
[ 2011.04.12 21:38:37 ] Pegleg Punk > Snug. Safe. In a space station.
[ 2011.04.12 21:38:50 ] Captain Veldruk > still a ni**er
[ 2011.04.12 21:39:10 ] Pegleg Punk > Mr. Veldruk, how would you say it "not so nicely"?
[ 2011.04.12 21:39:13 ] Pegleg Punk > I'm curious.
[ 2011.04.12 21:39:26 ] Captain Veldruk > i wish i could tell you
[ 2011.04.12 21:39:38 ] Pegleg Punk > You obviously do not like combat. You're more of a...talker.
[ 2011.04.12 21:39:41 ] Pegleg Punk > Aren't you.
[ 2011.04.12 21:39:47 ] Pegleg Punk > A talker. Talk, talk, talk.
[ 2011.04.12 21:39:49 ] Captain Veldruk > ima miner dumb fuck
[ 2011.04.12 21:39:58 ] Pegleg Punk > Hm.
[ 2011.04.12 21:40:06 ] Pegleg Punk > Not a very impressive miner, Mr. Veldruk.

[ 2011.04.12 21:40:10 ] Captain Veldruk > wanna fight me in a shuttle ?
[ 2011.04.12 21:40:14 ] Pegleg Punk > You should reconsider your calling in this game.
[ 2011.04.12 21:40:23 ] Captain Veldruk > then i can act all bad ass like i own or something
[ 2011.04.12 21:40:36 ] Captain Veldruk > pfft get some skill
[ 2011.04.12 21:40:44 ] Captain Veldruk > fight someone witha  gun pussie mother fucker
[ 2011.04.12 21:40:48 ] Pegleg Punk > You are in need of a bit more esteem. At least self respect based on the way you communicate.
[ 2011.04.12 21:41:08 ] Captain Veldruk > i have self respect, none for others
[ 2011.04.12 21:41:27 ] Captain Veldruk > you the one with no self respect robbing ppl, like a ni**er
[ 2011.04.12 21:41:29 ] Pegleg Punk > Mr. Veldruk, while you are busy flapping your gums, so to speak, kindly get back to work and provide me with more ore.
[ 2011.04.12 21:42:03 ] Pegleg Punk > Mr. Veldruk, clearly by the way you express yourself, you have little self esteem.
[ 2011.04.12 21:42:12 ] Pegleg Punk > Pity.

[ 2011.04.12 21:42:19 ] Captain Veldruk > youre that guy who stands behind someone paying for thier food and they drop a 20, you think your doing a good deed by pocketing it
[ 2011.04.12 21:42:29 ] Captain Veldruk > and i bet you think your a good gentlemen?
[ 2011.04.12 21:42:42 ] Pegleg Punk > Sir, I am a 'gentleman' singular.
[ 2011.04.12 21:42:44 ] Captain Veldruk > just a ni**er
[ 2011.04.12 21:43:10 ] Pegleg Punk > I would not hesitate to return your twenty dollars to you- seeing as you need it so.
[ 2011.04.12 21:43:17 ] Captain Veldruk > nice you an english major
[ 2011.04.12 21:43:23 ] Captain Veldruk > like i give a fuck
[ 2011.04.12 21:43:38 ] Pegleg Punk > No sir, I am a civil engineer, and I keep Metropolis clean.
[ 2011.04.12 21:44:10 ] Captain Veldruk > call yourself what ever you want, youre still a ni**er
[ 2011.04.12 21:44:22 ] Captain Veldruk > feed off other ppls hard work = a ni**er
[ 2011.04.12 21:44:45 ] Captain Veldruk > or you a politician?
[ 2011.04.12 21:44:49 ] Pegleg Punk > Sir, you do not have to work for me. You have a choice. Why don't you exercise it?
[ 2011.04.12 21:45:03 ] Pegleg Punk > Rather than spout obscenities safely inside a station.
[ 2011.04.12 21:45:27 ] Pegleg Punk > If you are not willing to fight, perhaps you would care to return and provide me with more ore.

[ 2011.04.12 21:45:28 ] Captain Veldruk > troll like any other
[ 2011.04.12 21:45:35 ] Pegleg Punk > You are falling behind quota, Mr. Veldruk.
[ 2011.04.12 21:45:36 ] Captain Veldruk > just a ni**ery troll
[ 2011.04.12 21:45:50 ] Pegleg Punk > Silly miner.
[ 2011.04.12 21:45:55 ] Captain Veldruk > feg ni**er
[ 2011.04.12 21:46:03 ] Captain Veldruk > karma's a bitch
[ 2011.04.12 21:46:16 ] Pegleg Punk > How so, Mr. Veldruk?
[ 2011.04.12 21:46:28 ] Pegleg Punk > Are you paying for something that you have done in your past?
[ 2011.04.12 21:46:42 ] Captain Veldruk > lol, karma doesnt work in good ways with me only bad
[ 2011.04.12 21:46:43 ] Pegleg Punk > Tell me, why is karma treating you so?
[ 2011.04.12 21:46:48 ] Pegleg Punk > I see.
[ 2011.04.12 21:46:56 ] Pegleg Punk > So what did you do to deserve this, Mr. Veldruk?
[ 2011.04.12 21:46:56 ] Captain Veldruk > you rob me in a game, you proably get robbed in real life
[ 2011.04.12 21:46:59 ] Captain Veldruk > so gl to you
[ 2011.04.12 21:47:04 ] Pegleg Punk > I see.
[ 2011.04.12 21:47:10 ] Captain Veldruk > feg ass  i win


[ 2011.04.12 21:48:54 ] Pegleg Punk > It would serve you well, Mr. Valdruk, to apply for a mining permit should you choose to use a cargo container for mining operations in the future.
[ 2011.04.12 21:52:56 ] Pegleg Punk > Goodbye Mr. Valdruk. Goodbye.


If this is winning for Captain Veldruk, I would sure hate to see him losing!